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The other morning
it was a touch below freezing, and despite small patches of snow far off to the
side, there was no snow beside the sidewalk, only frosty grass. It felt like the
world was young and I was on a fresh morning walk to elementary school. (Of 1¼ miles or 2
kilometers) It felt like back when I memorized the start of that fairy wishes
poem. Today I “search engined” for it, finding a most delightful blog posting (footnote)
where two friends have experienced posting wishes on their refrigerator—with two
different results.
As for my own
wishes—
Today I wish to do my
every-25-posts summing up…
Why? Because today
the time has come around: My administrator’s page of 25 essay titles has filled up
again. What have I learned? Maybe a bit about human nature. I have previously found
out several times, always by accident, that I’ve been translated into several
languages. That’s fine. Yet I don’t think I’ve been translated at all ever since
I put into my About Me sidebar a request
for translators to leave me a comment. (I believe one of my translations was
into Turkish, but I can’t tell for sure) Maybe it could be easier for humans to
not translate if this must involve the
effort of typing in a couple lines to say, “Hello Sean, I’m translating from
Xanadu for the benefit of my fairy ring…”
I imagine my site as
a modest blog with modest readership, one where I might have to close one eye
to the blog statistics, to avoid discouragement, saying to myself “Maybe some day it will get more readers.” Sometimes
I click to see the titles of my “top ten” posts for “all time.” It’s nice to
look… but I find no guidance for what makes a hit.
Well, the other
day I finally thought to click on the “overview” graph for “all time.” Surprise: I
have really increased my stats over the years—sweet. I guess I have
been mislead by the ongoing hit counts. Due to technical reasons, the experts
at Google, who run Blogger, can never register the hit counts for my latest
essay: They can’t count home page hits. Don’t you wish there was an app for
that? I suppose I could whip up a home page, (it’s easy) and then have people
click through it onto my latest essay, and then count the essay hits, but no—I’m
not quite so egotistical that I need stats. Not if it means an extra click-through
for people. Not for a modest blog.
When it comes to
blogs, some folks would say a blog is a requirement for everyone in the public
eye. Then again, folks used to say that everybody should get a citizen band (CB)
radio. My brother had one at home. The CB craze long ago died down, and I don’t miss it. Similarly,
I suspect the public’s passion for blogging has begun to decline. …By the way, (BTW)
Paul Brant, who remade the CB song Convoy,
is a local. My client, as a patient, met him when Paul was working at the
children’s hospital. …By “in the public eye” I am not thinking of singers and
realtors and such, but of my fellow writers.
For various
reasons, beyond the scope of this essay, writers are now being very strongly advised
by agents and editors to have a blog as their “platform.”—I might not agree
with this new wisdom. In the publishing trade, a platform is what implies a
certain number of sales you could hope for, from your blog readers, as opposed
to you putting a book out there as a complete unknown.
My favorite platform was the one proposed by Chuck Norris, for his excellent book, which is not about fighting, entitled The Secret of My Inner Strength: My Story. As Chuck explains, when the skeptical publisher asked if there was any proof anyone would buy any copies, Chuck said he’d just won the championship for Karate-do. And so if all the practitioners of karate bought his book, well, that would be a lot of people.
My favorite platform was the one proposed by Chuck Norris, for his excellent book, which is not about fighting, entitled The Secret of My Inner Strength: My Story. As Chuck explains, when the skeptical publisher asked if there was any proof anyone would buy any copies, Chuck said he’d just won the championship for Karate-do. And so if all the practitioners of karate bought his book, well, that would be a lot of people.
In his book, Norris
comes across as modest, like me and my writer friends. It must have been complete
strangers who began making T-shirts showing his silhouette over slogans like,
“The dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.”
As for me, let’s
be clear: My blog is not my platform, because I am well aware there is almost
no market for books of essays. To know that, I don’t have to seek out the
teensy weensy essay section in a giant bookstore or big central library—it’s
enough to say aloud, “I have a hobby of writing essays…” and then watch
people’s eyes glaze over. For me, my blog is my chance to seek self-mastery… like
attending Chuck’s dojo.
If I’m mentioning
writers today it’s because writers are on my mind. Last week, for the first
time in my life, I found out I’m on someone’s home page blog roll—wow—and
wouldn’t you know, it’s a blog by a local fellow writer. Here’s the link.
And here’s the first
verse of the poem, written in 1932:
I Keep Three Wishes Ready
by Annette Wynne
I keep three
wishes ready,
Lest I should
chance to meet
Any day a fairy,
Coming down the
street.
Here’s the whole poem, on that delightful blog.
Sean Crawford
Calgary
March
2015
Footnotes:
~For those who
skimmed fast, here’s that blog again.
~Myself, I
disagree with skimming.
~I’m still not
saying I agree with blog platforms—but if you’re thinking of starting one, for any form
of art, there’s an exciting New York Times best seller called Show Your Work! By Austin Kleon,
subtitled 10 ways to share your
creativity and get discovered.
~As for me, I wrote My Blog is Not a Platform archived back in February 2016
~As for me, I wrote My Blog is Not a Platform archived back in February 2016
~I wonder if my
essays are being read by avid readers and writers, because for the past month
my most popular essay, by hit count, is Not
to Be Robert Heinlein, analyzing the reputation of the dean of science
fiction writers, archived October 2014. If that essay keeps getting so many hits,
then it will soon become one of my top ten posts.
~Update to below's note: My last 25-title post was in May of 2014 called Acid Blog, Stupid Yankee University where I suggested a reason for how, during the war, a university could dis-invite someone with valuable military intelligence to offer.
~Following the above, another 25-blog post was a denser, heavier piece called Measuring So People Matter in November of 2014.
~Update to below's note: My last 25-title post was in May of 2014 called Acid Blog, Stupid Yankee University where I suggested a reason for how, during the war, a university could dis-invite someone with valuable military intelligence to offer.
~Following the above, another 25-blog post was a denser, heavier piece called Measuring So People Matter in November of 2014.