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Note: This is a re-run: Consider it a memo to me and you both, presented
not after summer has faded, but in
advance—not like last time.
In Alice (from memory) the king says to his
wife, “The horror of that moment I shall never forget.” The queen leans forward
and says, “You will, dear, if you don’t make a memo of it.”
But first: A little humor
is always in order.
Some folks didn’t
get an old memo, from 2002…
As you know, there
is a confederate flag flap going on in the U.S. Opinions are mixed, and the
State of Virginia has joined the fray by announcing it is phasing out its
confederate vehicle license plates. (I’m as surprised as you) Meanwhile,
science fiction writer John Scalzi has covered the topic on his blog, back in 2002. It’s hilarious to read him
calling the gallant Confederate States of America, CSA, a bunch of losers.
Loooosers.
I did read every
word of Scalzi’s dense post myself, and I can say: Please don’t think you’re
“s’posed to” read every word of his detractors, or “s’posed to” skim every line
those idiots write. I didn’t. I just skipped down to Scalzi’s hilarious
rebuttals. Here’s the link.
Summer Fades
Another summer is
fading into fall. The morning radio folks say, “It went so fast!” They ask,
“How did that happen?”
I ask this too, of
myself. It’s not as if I merely drifted or fell asleep at the switch. No, every
weekend I seriously meant to— but I didn’t— and then, there I was: Having a
not-so-happy weekend with “a skeleton at the feast.” Maybe I’m too serious.
And at the fading
of every Sunday’s light I’d say, “Well, maybe next weekend…” Yes, I’m too
serious. It’s a human thing, isn’t it?
In fairness, when
it comes to procrastination, I’m sure even carpenters and kings delay buying
more cabbages until their supply runs out. I’m still smiling over a certain
soldier, General Rick Hillier. His posting was supposed to be at the end of
summer. But then H.Q. moved up the schedule. “The move is next week!” There he
was, with only one week to get all his yard work and chores done… only to have
the army, at the end of the week, put the date back again to the end of summer.
The
ever-so-disciplined general was ever so pleased. The soldier wrote, (p 136) “In
hindsight, it was the best thing that could have happened. Because it had
prodded me into getting the things on that list done in record time… If I
hadn’t had the pleasure of that first phone call from Cam, I would have
procrastinated and ended up cramming all that work into the last week that I
was home.” Well. What can a less disciplined guy like me do but smile, and join
the ranks of carpenters, kings and generals?
Summers fly, as
the years flow by. Someday, if I can cut back on the junk food, I’ll be as old,
and maybe as wise, as that 60 Minutes
TV humorist, Andy Rooney. Old Rooney is almost offensively realistic—thank God
for his humor—about the gap between what is real and what Home and Garden magazine, and everybody else, says we “really
should” do.
I’m reminded of
that war game-and-history magazine by Avalon-Hill (the games sold paid for the
history research) One day during the cold war they speculated on what would
happen, if there was a war, and the Soviets had to reinforce the Pacific coast using
their Trans-Siberian Railroad. The editors published their careful war game
calculations, based on many things, including total Soviet rolling stock. Then
a number of model-railroad enthusiasts wrote in to say that, based on the
numbers, the Reds could in fact move considerably more supplies… The editors
responded, tiredly, saying they based their figures not on what the Reds could
do, but on what, given human nature, they probably would do.
I get it. As
educator Kurt Hahn often said, “Human nature is very prevalent.”
Meanwhile, the
summer isn’t quite over yet. “All righty, then!” Maybe I could right away get
to –uh—to feeling productive by writing a memo to myself, for next year. Call
it Summer Fades.
Sean Crawford
Summer/Fall
Calgary
2012
and, as flags are flapping,
June 2015.26
Footnote: The book quoted
is A Soldier First subtitled Bullets,
Bureaucrats and the Politics of War, HarprerCollins Publishers Ltd 2009